1. Are you, y’know, emo?

Yes, sir. I'm a good little emo kid!

I'm not trendy enough to be emo.

Fuck that shit!

Don't apply your trendy labels on me. (But yes.)

I haven't had a real emotion since the 'rents put me on the meds.

2. Wait, what does emo mean to you?

It's a music genre.

It's a scene.

It's a way of life.

It's my way of life.

It stands for fuckin' emotional, ya asshat.

3. What color Chucks do you wear?

Black

Pink/Orange/Red )

Let's just say I could wear a different pair each day of the week.

I had a pair of black hightops in high school, but they're just sitting in the closet.

I've never felt compelled to wear Converse AllStars (if that's what you're even talking about).

4. How’s your love life?

Business is good. ;)

The breakup was two years ago and I haven't been able to look at another person since.

It would be perfect, if only she/he knew I liked her.

I masturbate alone in the dark, crying, fantasizing of a life not quite as depressing as my own.

I have plenty of sex, too much sex. Why can't I stop?? I'm diseased.

5. What was high school like for you?

I had a high school sweetheart. We thought we would be forever. We weren't.

It was like starring in a John Hughes movie (Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink), but without any happy endings.

It was like being a sidekick in a John Hughes movie.

Um, it was high school. Boring, but ultimately harmless.

I'm still in high school. But I don't know if I can make it.

6. How’s your head?

I'm always sad in the morning, and I don't know why.

I'm sad in the morning, but I know who's to blame.

I'm normally really happy, but I always crash hard eventually.

The meds seem to help.

Christ, I get the joke. Emo kids are depressed.

7. What’s your favorite number?

37

0

It used to be 2.

1, the loneliest number.

Anything negative.

8. What color best describes your inner self?

Blue

Black, the absence of color.

Green was his/her favorite color.

Blood red.

I like yellow.

9. Do you own the Coheed and Cambria comic?

They're not getting my hard earned cash.

As soon as I save up enough allowance.

I bought it the day it was released.

My copy was personally autographed by Claudio himself! *swoon*

The ex took it in the breakup.

10. Why are you taking this quiz?

I need validation of my emo self.

I saw the link on a friend's blog.

Who knows, who cares.

I read the comic strip to laugh at emo kids and happened upon this quiz.

Killing time before I kill myself. (SO LONELY)

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